Tuesday 26 July 2011

Reasons to be cheerful


I found a notebook the other day that contained a list I must have written years ago. It contains reasons to lose weight, so I thought I'd share them. Enjoy!

1. Feel better
2. Look better
3. Clothes will fit
4. Can buy clothes anywhere
5. Can borrow clothes
6. Can buy cheaper clothes
7. Legs won't rub together
8. Can wear tights
9. Feet won't hurt as much
10. Shoes will be comfier
11. Knee won't hurt as much (arthritis in left knee!)
12. Won't get out of puff
13. Can fit through small gaps
14. Can fit into aircraft seats
15. Can fit into train seats
16. Can fit into connected tables and chairs (in cafes etc)
17. Can slide over armrest in centre of seats
18. Can wear trousers with pockets
19. Pop socks won't fall down or cut off blood
20. Can wear sexy undies
21. Will use less talc
22. Can buy nicer swimwear
23. Underwired bras won't dig in
24. Can pass people in aisle of aircraft
25. Can pass people on stairs
26. Short necklaces won't choke
27. Can have better hugs
28. Mum will be pleased
29. Won't feel as though I might break chairs
30. Can put socks on easier
31. Won't take up as much room in bed
32. Will be able to sit on bus seats without hanging off edge
33. Smaller clothes take up less space in wardrobe...
34. ... and in suitcases
35. Won't look so short, especially in trousers
36. Will be able to walk faster and keep up
37. Arms of carvery dining chairs won't dig in my legs
38. Tummy will be under the water in the bath
39. Won't get sweaty heat rash
40. Won't get more stretch marks
41. Will be able to sit with legs crossed
42. Will be able to sit with feet curled up on chair
43. Will be able to paint toe nails
44. Will be able to cut toe nails
45. Normal sized towels will cover me up
46. Will be able to wear hotel bath robes
47. Will be covered up by hospital gowns
48. Will be able to wear husband's overalls
49. Will be able to wear husband's jumpers
50. Will be able to sit in banquette seating in restaurants without moving table
51. Smaller clothes are lighter - so luggage will be
52. Face will be smaller, so will use less make up
53. Cheeks won't be as fat, so will stop biting them by accident
54. Will be able to balance tray on knee
55. Back won't ache as much
56. Smaller chest means blouses won't pull open at the buttons
57. Will be able to wear bodies and T shirts
58. Won't feel so self concious at the baths
59. Won't have to worry that car seat belts won't fit
60. Will be able to use tray on plane without spilling coffee

And, dear reader, many of these have already come true!

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